Curley Posted November 15, 2012 Posted November 15, 2012 This list obviously wasn't written with the Filipina wife in mind. If ya wanna keep her happy you should. 1. compliment her on the nice Bagagoong and salty green mango salad she serves 2. Without prodding ask her to have cousins Ding Dong , jong jong, Bing Bing and their family Join you at the Beach resort with a karioke machine 3. Insist she get the best Smart phone --diamond studed bling cover a must. 4. Lovingly insist on watching the Korean Telenovela with her instead of football 5 Lovingly insist on watching bizarre GMA Telenovelas with her instead of football 6 Ditto Ditto...Wow Wow Wee Dito 7. Offer to clean the Tapo bucket handle 8. Make a date to the Cinema -- with smuggled in foods and drinks (with rice of course) 9. Speaking of rice. Order Rice for her even when eating pizza and spaghetti. 10. Get her own customized ATM card in pink and keep the sucker topped up! ( of course this is universal,but Filipinas are swept of guard with customized aspect ) HMMMMM Maybe a Fillipina is not what I'm looking for? :unsure: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julia Posted November 15, 2012 Author Posted November 15, 2012 (edited) This list obviously wasn't written with the Filipina wife in mind. If ya wanna keep her happy you should. 1. compliment her on the nice Bagoong and salty green mango salad she serves 2. Without prodding ask her to have cousins Ding Dong , jong jong, Bing Bing and their family Join you at the Beach resort with a karoake machine 3. Insist she get the best Smart phone --diamond studed bling cover a must. 4. Lovingly insist on watching the Korean Telenovela with her instead of football 5 Lovingly insist on watching bizarre GMA Telenovelas with her instead of football 6 Ditto Ditto...Wow Wow Wee Dito 7. Offer to clean the Tapo bucket handle 8. Make a date to the Cinema -- with smuggled in foods and drinks (with rice of course) 9. Speaking of rice. Order Rice for her even when eating pizza and spaghetti. 10. Get her own customized ATM card in pink and keep the sucker topped up! ( of course this is universal,but Filipinas are swept of guard with customized aspect ) HMMMMM Maybe a Fillipina is not what I'm looking for? :unsure: wait till you hear this, Curley --- # 9 should be rice served with fried "dead" fish :mocking: Edited November 15, 2012 by Julia 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curley Posted November 15, 2012 Posted November 15, 2012 wait till you hear this, Curley --- # 9 should be rice served with fried "dead" fish Aren't ALL fried fish dead? Perhaps this is a Fillipina way of describing the smelly dried fish? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 15, 2012 Posted November 15, 2012 wait till you hear this, Curley --- # 9 should be rice served with fried "dead" fish Aren't ALL fried fish dead? Perhaps this is a Fillipina way of describing the smelly dried fish? Hmmm.....Curley and your co-conspirator Julia is giving me another opportunity to rearrange both of your wordings that would reveal my dirty little mind (again). However, at the risk of getting my pee-pee whack by the Boss Man (again), I will refrain my- self from going over the edge of PG rating. Good boy ako -- Jake 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nor cal mike Posted November 16, 2012 Posted November 16, 2012 I'm with you Jake, however, the the topic is "How to make your Filipina wives happy". To bad I have only one. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julia Posted November 16, 2012 Author Posted November 16, 2012 wait till you hear this, Curley --- # 9 should be rice served with fried "dead" fish Aren't ALL fried fish dead? Perhaps this is a Fillipina way of describing the smelly dried fish? Hmmm.....Curley and your co-conspirator Julia is giving me another opportunity to rearrange both of your wordings that would reveal my dirty little mind (again). Good boy ako -- Jake Basta ako, good gurl din, Jake :mocking: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashanti Posted November 16, 2012 Posted November 16, 2012 3. Insist she get the best Smart phone --diamond studed bling cover a must. oh dear ............ how chav .................. :mocking: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julia Posted November 17, 2012 Author Posted November 17, 2012 3. Insist she get the best Smart phone --diamond studed bling cover a must. oh dear ............ how chav .................. :mocking: :wasntme: :mocking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julia Posted November 17, 2012 Author Posted November 17, 2012 (edited) Maybe this is more like it: (just quoted) It's not difficult to make a wife happy. A man only needs to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef :th_thbarbaque: 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator 13. A stylist 14. A good understanding 15. An astrologer 16. A psychologist 17. A pest exterminator 18. A psychiatrist 19. A healer 20. A good listener 21. An organizer 22. A good father 23. Very clean 24. Sympathetic 25. Athletic 26. Warm 27. Attentive 28. Gallant 29. Intelligent 30. Funny 31. Creative 32. Tender 33. Strong 34. Understanding 35. Tolerant 36. Prudent 37. Ambitious 38. Capable 39. Courageous 40. Determined 41. True 42. Dependable 43. Passionate 44. Compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. Give her compliments regularly :thumbs-up-smile: 46. Love shopping 47. Be honest 48. Be very rich 49. Not stress her out 50. Not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * :flamebd: * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Leave him alone. Edited November 17, 2012 by Julia 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nor cal mike Posted November 17, 2012 Posted November 17, 2012 Maybe this is more like it: (just quoted) It's not difficult to make a wife happy. A man only needs to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef :th_thbarbaque: 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator 13. A stylist 14. A good understanding 15. An astrologer 16. A psychologist 17. A pest exterminator 18. A psychiatrist 19. A healer 20. A good listener 21. An organizer 22. A good father 23. Very clean 24. Sympathetic 25. Athletic 26. Warm 27. Attentive 28. Gallant 29. Intelligent 30. Funny 31. Creative 32. Tender 33. Strong 34. Understanding 35. Tolerant 36. Prudent 37. Ambitious 38. Capable 39. Courageous 40. Determined 41. True 42. Dependable 43. Passionate 44. Compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. Give her compliments regularly :thumbs-up-smile: 46. Love shopping 47. Be honest 48. Be very rich 49. Not stress her out 50. Not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * :flamebd: * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Leave him alone. And of course love that brown sugar !!!! I do, I swear I do !!!!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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