Forum Support Mike J Posted April 19, 2013 Forum Support Posted April 19, 2013 My wife (filipina) tells me the story of how the Philippine ambassador was taking a walk with his counterpart while in Japan. He sees a man urinating against the side of a building and says, "I see you have the same problem with public urination that we have in the Philippines." The Japanese ambassador looks over at the man, turns and says, "He is not Japanese, he is a Philippine tourist." :hystery: 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike S Posted April 20, 2013 Posted April 20, 2013 My wife (filipina) tells me the story of how the Philippine ambassador was taking a walk with his counterpart while in Japan. He sees a man urinating against the side of a building and says, "I see you have the same problem with public urination that we have in the Philippines." The Japanese ambassador looks over at the man, turns and says, "He is not Japanese, he is a Philippine tourist." :hystery: :hystery: ... now that's funny .... haven't heard that one before :AddEmoticons04230: Or could be a Canadian .... lots of French there..... I'm told a lot of them aren't house-broken ..... :attention: Bob ....... :hystery: :cheersty: Bob, clean up in isle La Quebec please. Watch it you too or I'll get someone to pee on your leg! :mocking: :hystery: :mocking: Geeeeeeez who says the ol' feller is getting kinda slow ........ good come back Sir Bob ...... :tiphat: :hystery: ...... well at least I don't wear boots or shoes so he couldn't fill them up ..... can't speak for you Old55 ... your on your own ..... :thumbsup: :mocking: :cheersty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike S Posted April 20, 2013 Posted April 20, 2013 Found out something interesting with my last reply ...... if you quote someone with emoticons in their post or posts it counts toward the total for the whole post and you get a naughty message tell you you have used to many ..... so sorry guys I had to delete some of yours so it wasn't a true quote .... :mocking: :hystery: :hystery: :cheersty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubicSteve Posted April 20, 2013 Posted April 20, 2013 Sorry but I have to laugh every time I see some guy just stop ... whip it out and pee right there in font of god and everyone ..... in such a conservative nation that doesn't want bikini contests .... wears shorts under their dresses .... never goes without a bra ..... swims fully clothed ....... regulates movies and television ........ they have no problem seeing a grown man with is dick hanging out urinating any place he damn well wants to .... d'oh.jpg .......... :hystery: :hystery: :hystery: :cheersty: And yet the same guy will cover his mouth when he uses a toothpick to clean his teeth. Go figure!!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Call me bubba Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 And yet the same guy will cover his mouth when he uses a toothpick to clean his teeth. Go figure!!! thats interesting.. could you see...this... he is standing//peeing... using one hand to remove it, then he P...with the open hand he starts texting, while the other FREE hand he ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(fill in the blank) :hystery: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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