Who Teaches Them This?....the Filipina

[dalidali]

I have less than a week now remaining in the Phils and I thought I would note a few observations about this Filipina lady I am with.

 

#1....I come out of the shower and my novia is there waiting for me, towel in hand. Not in the chair or ........couch mind you......directly outside the CR door.....standing up.

........She then deftly dries my entire body and then gets on her haunches and pulls my boxers on for me ........while I balance with a hand on her shoulder.

 

#1.1...EVERY morning there are my meds and supplements waiting for me in a small plastic container ..........with a small glass of apple juice to take them with.

 

#2....When were getting ready to go out grocery shopping or any excursion outside, before I can even .......make a move for my sandals, there she is, on her haunches again pulling apart the velcro closures .......and making sure they are not to tight as she slips them on me.

 

#3....She opens the gates, the doors or any other obstacles for me.

.......I complained once..."I can do that by myself honey".....she responds "Oh no, I will do that"

 

#4...I tried to wash some dishes once......same reply....."oh no I will be the one to do that"

 

#5...I tried to get in on the cooking chores...same reply......I tried to explain I wanted to help out....."oh .......no, just go and relax, I am the one to do this"

 

#6...Not ONE complaint or whimper that I leave the toilet seat up.

 

#7...EVERY time she wants something from the store....."Can I buy this honey"? I told her it was not .......necessary to ask me each and everytime. She retorts.."Oh no, I must take care with the money"

 

#8...When I go upstairs to take a snooze, she turns off the fan below while she fiddles with this or that. I .......asked her why did she turn off the fan?...."Oh honey we must watch our electric bill"

 

#9...We are staying in a 2nd story place with no CR in the 2nd floor. I had to stumble downstairs at 3am ........just to take a whiz. The very next day she came back from the market with a "pee bucket" for .......upstairs.....nothing else......just a pee bucket.

 

#10.....I must have some coffee in the morning and I normally wake up very early. We have one of those ........electrtic hot water pots. EVERY morning when I go down stairs, that pot is full and ready to roll.

 

#10.1...EVERY morning, a pack of 3-1 coffee is at the ready, right next to my cup and spoon....

 

#10.2.....She has an uncanny sense of the "right moment" to go from caressing to more simulating .........measures......that time when your thinking "now is the time honey"....she knows EXACTLY that ........time and never fails to fulfill.

 

Who teaches these Filipinas this?...parents?...is this something that is inbred in them?... Lapu_Lapu, the long dead King pass these genes on?

 

Never EVER has a white "west" woman treated me with such care and attention!!!

 

On edit: the sentence structure changed on posting.

Edited September 20, 2013 by dalidali

[Dave Hounddriver]

#1:  What?  She does not come in the shower and wash your back, etc?  Trade her in.   :)

#2:  Huh?   She does not pull your socks on first?  Needs teaching,   :unsure:

 

Anyway, all kidding aside, she sounds like a gem.  Unfortunately, some girls start to slack off after the first month or so, thus I suggest you enjoy it while it lasts.

[Jake]

Never EVER has a white "west" woman treated me with such care and attention!!!

 

 

 

Well, well, well.......your novia is certainly a smart, loving and passionate person.  In my typical mindset,

I was wondering if she has a sister or two?  She is a smart woman, keeping her return of investment

close to her heart.  All her actions guarantees that you will return back into her open arms.

 

This also says something about you DaliDali -- that you are a gentle and sincere man.  Must be all that

experiences as a law enforcement of San Diego PD.  

 

I salute you sir!

[SubicSteve]

Give it a month!!!!!

 

 

Or See what happens AFTER your married.

 

:)

[Old55]

After 14 years of marriage all I can say is that it just gets better. :559:

[joeatmanila]

I would think twice!!!!

[dalidali]

#2: Huh? She does not pull your socks on first? Needs teaching, :unsure:

 

Oh Dave.... please tell us you don't wear SOCKS with sandals?? White socks??.....ewwwww

[jpbago]

Just imagine what she would do for you if you were young and good looking!

[Genius]

I read the post to my asawa.

She is convinced that was written ''to keep filipina behaving too good to the man''.

I said, ' no, you're just a revolutionary filipina'

She cackled.

[Tukaram (Tim)]

My girlfriend read this and kind of chuckled and shook her head.  i don't think she realizes how much of this she does (not the drying off or putting on shoes though)