Ouch!!! | Consumed By Jealousy, Cebu Man Cuts Off Penis With A Razor Blade

[Medic Mike]

MANILA, Philippines - The metaphor has some people cutting off their nose to spite their face. A man consumed by jealousy in Mandaue City in Cebu has a gory version: he cut off his penis to spite a wife he had long suspected of having an illicit affair.

The 46-year-old carpenter nearly bled to death but for the timely intervention of village tanods (councilmen) who brought him to hospital after he used a razor blade to cut off his organ amid persistent rumors that his wife was seeing another man.

Federico Ilustrico, of Barangay Tabok, Mandaue City, is now out of danger, but minus his penis which neighbors searched for in vain. No one knew where he threw it after slicing it off with a blade. Actually, he told them, he had tried using a knife to do the trick, but it was taking too long, so he resorted to the much sharper razor blade.

Barangay Captain Jun Suico said in a phone interview Monday, a day after the mutilation, that Ilustrico is "okay" and recovering in hospital. “Wala na ang kanyang ari at hindi na nakita kung saan niya tinapon matapos putulin kasi parang nag-collapse siya dahil sa dami ng dugo [His organ is gone and no one knows where he threw it because they could not ask him right away when they rushed to his side, as he had collapsed from loss of blood],” the village chief explained.

The incident happened just before Sunday noon at the back of their house of the carpenter's house.

 Suico quoted initial reports the village officials gathered, that Ilustrico, whom he described as a "very quiet man," had long been enraged by persistent talk about his wife's extra-marital affairs. Apparently, instead of confronting her, he just took it out on himself.

[Papa Carl]

No, no, no, no, this is not a solution!!!!

 

 

Sad, very sad.

 

Thought about a few snide remarks to make, and even started a few, but then kept getting this pain....., and decided I was tempting fate, so left it alone accept to say

 

 

No, no, no, no this is not a solution!!!!

 

 

Papa Carl

[Call me bubba]

could this be a new trend in family planning? just think and do the math, :thumbsup:

Seriously now.

when 1 resorts to such self mutilation  that means one is really in pain, hope that he can move on w/his life and find happiness somewhere

[OnMyWay]

Thought about a few snide remarks to make

 

I think a respectful amount of time has passed and the snide remarks can begin!

[Old55]

Wait for it................... Jake?

[Jake]

Apparently, instead of confronting her, he just took it out on himself.

 

The man without a penis can feel better that the whole village is feeling sorry for him (except his wife, of course).

Perhaps he could go on Eat Bulaga and become more famous.....not!  In the meantime, a lost penis is a dog's

best friend - yummy.

 

The moral to this story comes from Brock's Facebook:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Tukaram (Tim)]

he had tried using a knife to do the trick, but it was taking too long, so he resorted to the much sharper razor blade.

He took long enough to switch from a knife to a razor?  I think the pain would have made me rethink the whole thing.  And I would be more likely to find the boyfriend and cuts HIS off - not mine!

 

And Jake I am stealing the poem   :tiphat:

[JJReyes]

I don't follow the logic. His unsatisfied wife is going elsewhere and the solution is to cut off the offending organ. If the man had hired me as a consultant, I would advise doing a short video appealing for money to purchase Viagra. The video goes viral and soon the man is very rich. 

 

Attention forum members! Anyone interested in using the above idea for a fund raiser? 

Edited October 16, 2013 by JJReyes

[i am bob]

Hmmm.... Missed this the first time around...

Did anyone else wonder how all these councilmen arrived at the same time to rush this poor unconscious man to the hospital? Were they waiting in the next room for him to finish his hacking?

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