So You Have Married A Complete Stranger....... What Now?

[Jack Peterson]

Yes dear?

 

 

Now! Bob, that is a phrase, our ladies like to hear, the sooner the better, after, they have uttered the words that precede it.

 

That's a Relationship/Partnership here, :mocking:  They ask or tell and we just answer the phrase, get that right Guys and you have the basis of a marriage, Good or bad. :unsure:

 

It Should work both ways but after all these years I am still working on it, the Dear bit was easy, I think the Yes just sticks in the throat at times (a little like the Fonz and his No!) :hystery:

 

It's all good fun though and I know, most of us are very Happy and would not change a thing :thumbsup:

 

 

 

:tiphat:

[BrettGC]

Hey Jake........ Bob got me thinking (keep in mind I'm on drugs now) What I need is a uniform to honor my dear wife's dedication caring for me. She just giggled, is that a yes or no? I take it an "Its up to you"

What ya think?

 

I don't think you'd look very good in that Old55 :nudie:

[Old55]

That is a fact sir! The wife is not too keen on wearing one. :dance:

[i am bob]

Hey Jake........ Bob got me thinking (keep in mind I'm on drugs now) What I need is a uniform to honor my dear wife's dedication caring for me. She just giggled, is that a yes or no? I take it an "Its up to you"

What ya think?

Quick! Hide that picture!!!

You'd be amazed at how close that girl looks to my ex in Taiwan.... Ouch!

[Mike S]

After all, you have 7000 islands to find the right one,

 

Jake ... is that low or high tide ????????? ...... :mocking: :hystery:

:cheersty:

[Mike S]

That is a fact sir! The wife is not too keen on wearing one. :dance:

 

OK than please send it to me .... I'm sure I wouldn't look good in it either (the uniform Jake ..... the uniform ... :hystery: ) but i know someone else that would .... :mocking:

:cheersty:

[Jake]

 

After all, you have 7000 islands to find the right one,

 

Jake ... is that low or high tide ????????? ...... :mocking: :hystery:

:cheersty:

 

Hmm.......how should I answer that one, without getting my P-P whack again by the Boss?  Shall we say that

I prefer high tide.  It gives me an opportunity to get my PADI re-certified -- diving for clams.  

 

Now getting back on topic after that beautiful distraction submitted by Old55 -- I really like the way FlyAway

explained this situation that defies all logic.  Instead of beating yourself trying to understand things, why not

simply say, what the puck, over?  And then go have another cold beer and continue watching the football

game.  In my case however, Judy will say that P word before I'm banished to my dog house again.  In a way,

that's OK with me.  I just switch channels and watch some porn instead.

WTF??

Edited December 6, 2013 by Jake
sniff check

[Old55]

Now we know who is being redirected!

[Medic Mike]

 

Hey Jake........ Bob got me thinking (keep in mind I'm on drugs now) What I need is a uniform to honor my dear wife's dedication caring for me. She just giggled, is that a yes or no? I take it an "Its up to you"

What ya think?

Quick! Hide that picture!!!

You'd be amazed at how close that girl looks to my ex in Taiwan.... Ouch!

 

Why can't I find any nurses like that! :)

[Bigdog]

       BLAME IT ON JAKE !!!!!