Foreigners Don't Poop Right

[Gratefuled]

I don't have that problem.

First of all, does your poop float? If not then you need more fiber. Plenty of fiber in your diet and fluids will shorten your visit to the john. 

I do not like sitting in a stinky CR grunting for any length of time. Remember why Elvis died. 

Yeah right, constipation. So, sit or squat just get in and get out. Find a better place to read in private.

[Jack Peterson]

:rolleyes: Does it really matter. As long as you are pooping, things are in order!  :thumbsup:

[intrepid]

So does all this mean I need to build platforms around my toilets or just remove them?  Which ever, it all seems to be a pain in the a$$.

Think I'll continue what I've been doing, relax and read my book!

[sonjack2847]

Shall I bite on the door knob as well?

Nope the last person may have not washed their hands!

[Kuya John]

  However, she also suggests having a little stool in front of your bowl 

 So I'm thinking why would you have a little "Poo" in front of your bowl, unless it was there to remind you what your suppose to be doing.... :mocking:

I think this post is a load of crap, oh sorry another definition :hystery:

Edited May 29, 2015 by Kuya John

[Thomas]

My knees can't use the squat position, but I tested to to sit down as usual but put up my feet at something else. It functioned   :)

 

Some related:  Traditionaly women have given birth in squat position, until "modern" medecin kind of FORCED them to lay down. Now "modern" medecin have started understanding they were WRONG and more and more hospitals let the mothers chose the positions they like best themselves.

Some years ago, when western modern medecin had FOOLED the African hospital personal to force the mothers-to-be to lay down, a documentary did show as soon as the midwife/nurse left the room the mother-to-be sneaked out of bed  :lol:  to squat position...

[Gerald Glatt]

Remember why Elvis died.

 

And I thought nit was the chocolate pie and jelly donuts and pizza he tok with him to the toilet! 

 

JELLY DONUT KILLS KING

[Thomas]

Good timing!

I didn't check from when the American TV program was, Swedish TV send them some later, and some are old reruns, but last Saturday Swedish TV did show the American "Shark Tank"  (=Small American businesses try to get capital and/or mentoring from rich American businessmen against a share of the business.)  In this episode one of the businesses offered shares in a footstool suiting around the bottom of the WC chair to solve what this topic is about   :lol:

[expatpaulinmy]

To those having problems with squatting, there is actually an item that will help you with this. I think it's called a toilet squat stool or you can search squatty potty  :thumbsup:

[Dave Hounddriver]

squatty potty

 

OK ya got me.  I googled it.  Now there's an image I did not need.  :hystery: