Are Any Of You Expats Guilty Of Teaching Your Significant Other Any Bad Habits?

[Hey Steve]

One time my wife had a small rash on her hand and I got some Benadryl cream-rubbed it on and it was gone the next day-Whoa did I start something ig without knowing. Now (and I just play along) she does a complete body inspection of me head to toes almost daily-armed with the Benadryl, I get a dab her and there-it's like her new "vinegar"...I go though about 2 tubes a day and hardly ever used it before.

[Jake]

One time my wife had a small rash on her hand and I got some Benadryl cream-rubbed it on and it was gone the next day-Whoa did I start something ig without knowing. Now (and I just play along) she does a complete body inspection of me head to toes almost daily-armed with the Benadryl, I get a dab her and there-it's like her new "vinegar"...I go though about 2 tubes a day and hardly ever used it before.

A couple tubes of Benadryl?  Perhaps a large family size of KY jelly might do the trick.....he, he.  

[Old55]

Two bad habits learned from me come to mind. 

She will on the rare occasion usually while driving behind someone too slow........ That pizzzzzz me off.

The other one can't share here.

[davewe]

While I am by nature a quiet and respectful person, it's all a ruse. In reality I am a cynic. While driving I am not the type to honk the horn, yell and scream. I just mumble "moron" or "idiot" at the morons and idiots I share the road with.

 

Now Janet, from the passenger seat yells "moron" or "idiot" at them. If the offensive is really bad she will throw them the bird. She also loves to yell "abnormal," though she didn't learn that from me. I think they're completely normal :)

[Gerald Glatt]

So I told her smoking was only allowed after s$x... Wrong thing to say... She's up to a pack a day now...

 

Let her know if she smokes after sex...she is doing it too fast. :mocking:

[Pangit]

Again, profanity.

 

She loves it though, I think she likes to pretend she belongs to the dark side sometimes.

 

Not sure how this one will sound, but Carm has become addicted to porn.

Early days we visit a particular porn site together, now she visits said site daily while I read the news.

It is good for me, but not sure how it will all end...

[Dave Hounddriver]

Carm has become addicted to porn

 

Every filipina I have met likes porn more than I ever did.  My theory is that they see sex and love as the same thing.  Girls in other cultures, where sex and love are two different things, prefer romance movies it seems to me.

[Jack Peterson]

 

Carm has become addicted to porn

 

Every filipina I have met likes porn more than I ever did.  My theory is that they see sex and love as the same thing.  Girls in other cultures, where sex and love are two different things, prefer romance movies it seems to me.

 

Someone on this Forum made a Statement not that long ago that they thought the Average Filipina uses sex as an excuse to cover all  other inadequacies in other areas. Sometimes I think this Statement is true.   :unsure:

 

JMHO

 

Jack :)

 

My Weekend start edit :thumbsup:

Edited January 15, 2016 by Jack Peterson

[Dave Hounddriver]

the Average Filipina uses sex as an excuse to cover all  other inadequacies in other areas.

 

If you are saying they use sex as a distraction, to take a man's mind off whatever the girl has going on in other areas then I agree.

 

I don't know of filipinas who use sex to cover inadequacies but then I am not sure what kind of inadequacies you may be referring to.  Do you mean, for example, that a filipina may use sex to cover her lack of math skills?  Strange thought.

[Jack Peterson]

for example, that a filipina may use sex to cover her lack of math skills?  Strange thought.

 

 Strange? Not really, hands up those that have had The Answer when they can't balance the Budget Books, Oh ! I'll do it Tomorrow, lets go to Bed Now  :hystery: