Hole in my glass

[sonjack2847]

I was having a few beers at home last night and as a joke I said to my wife why did you buy a glass with a hole in it is nearly always empty.At first she was miffed at me then I said JOKE LANG she smiled and said the effing hole is in your mouth that`s why the glass is always empty.Oh guess I have been sussed out.

[Jack Peterson]

1 minute ago, sonjack2847 said:

I was having a few beers at home last night and as a joke I said to my wife why did you buy a glass with a hole in it is nearly always empty.At first she was miffed at me then I said JOKE LANG she smiled and said the effing hole is in your mouth that`s why the glass is always empty.Oh guess I have been sussed out.

 Sorry Kev I guessed you did not see that one Coming EH?

[Dave Hounddriver]

Some see the glass as half full,some see the glass as half empty.  Now we know that Sonjack sees:

2 hours ago, sonjack2847 said:

it is nearly always empty.

[sonjack2847]

2 hours ago, Jack Peterson said:

 Sorry Kev I guessed you did not see that one Coming EH?

Never  thought she was that fast with words

[Jack Peterson]

5 minutes ago, sonjack2847 said:

Never  thought she was that fast with words

 They'm full O surprises EH?

[Gerald Glatt]

Not half full.....nor half empty........Dang glass is too big.

They do come with a hole in the top so our wife can get us another BEER DEAR.

 

[Gerald Glatt]

Please

 

[mogo51]

Just now, Dave Hounddriver said:

Some see the glass as half full,some see the glass as half empty.  Now we know that Sonjack sees:

Is that the same as being ''nearly pregnant' Kev????

[MacBubba]

It's all perception.  I've shared how my wife's appetite is legendary.  No plate is too big.  You can give her a platter and she'll polish it off.

My Italian friends are quite convinced that her legs are hollow!