Popular Post sonjack2847 Posted June 24, 2016 Popular Post Posted June 24, 2016 This morning I bought 2 toilet ducks for the toilet cisterns. My wife went in and used one of the toilets and when she finished she started screaming. Iran into the toilet to find out what was the problem.I asked her and she said I am ill I pee blue.I started laughing and told her what it was and she does not have to worry and she said you are idiot why you don`t tell me.Maybe she will be talking again at dinner time. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jollygoodfellow Posted June 24, 2016 Posted June 24, 2016 56 minutes ago, sonjack2847 said: .I asked her and she said I am ill I pee blue.I started laughing and told her what it was You could have played that one out for quite awhile. Imagine the things you could have told her as to why her pee was blue. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnMyWay Posted June 24, 2016 Posted June 24, 2016 Just now, Jollygoodfellow said: You could have played that one out for quite awhile. Imagine the things you could have told her as to why her pee was blue. Pregnancy test comes to mind! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Peterson Posted June 24, 2016 Posted June 24, 2016 1 hour ago, OnMyWay said: Pregnancy test comes to mind! As Kev was only saying the other day she did not want any more children, best he never mentioned this, I don't think he has built his Dog House yet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonjack2847 Posted June 24, 2016 Author Posted June 24, 2016 2 hours ago, Jollygoodfellow said: You could have played that one out for quite awhile. Imagine the things you could have told her as to why her pee was blue. I want to keep my bits in tact not have them cut off when I`m sleeping. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frosty (chris) Posted June 24, 2016 Posted June 24, 2016 (edited) 4 hours ago, sonjack2847 said: I asked her and she said I am ill I pee blue. A few weeks ago my girl started to pee pink, I said must be that time of the month, no no no she answered that was weeks before, well I didn't know, go to the doctors and get a check up, latter that night we were talking and I asked had she been eating anything different, turns out her and younger sister spent the day yakking and eating pink Burong Hipon (shrimp I think) anyway after litres of water and a good nights sleep she is ok, maybe we need some blue toilet ducks then she can have technicolor pee's Edited June 24, 2016 by frosty (chris) to add 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sander Martin Posted June 24, 2016 Posted June 24, 2016 You could have told her that shes turning into a Smurf ??? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonjack2847 Posted June 24, 2016 Author Posted June 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Sander Martin said: You could have told her that shes turning into a Smurf ??? I would but she is not a Belgian that was the first wife. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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