Are You Older than your Mother-in-Law?

[JDDavao II]

I'm younger than both. They're in their 60's. I'm just a young 53.

Funny kinda story: back when I was preparing for my first trip to the Phils, my doctor back in the states seemed to be convinced I was getting my shots and health checks for a sex vacation. At my normal check up time a few years later, I mentioned my wife and he paused, looked at me for a moment and asked, "How old is your wife?"

I knew what he was getting at, especially after his earlier, pervy assumption. I looked at him and said, "Twelve."

I let his eyes get big before telling him she was 40.