sonjack2847 Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 A while ago my wife said she was doing the lottery as she had good numbers OK no problem.She never won and said it was my fault,Why I ask well you said some numbers in your sleep and I should have won with them.OK sue me. My wife was sat with her friends and I was there having a bit of rum.They were talking about some bloke and asked me what I thought.I answered well I don`t know him so they explained he was an actor here or TV presenter who all the girls had the hots for.Then they said he is now saying he is cross gender ok who cares.Then my wifes friend turned to me and said straight faced what does it feel like to be a cross gender.My answer put in a polite way should have been well I don`t know as I am not one but I`d had a few drinks and I don`t think it came out exactly like that. Funny little things aren`t they. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RBM Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 Often the correct words said Kev after a few drinks....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 2 hours ago, sonjack2847 said: Then my wifes friend turned to me and said straight faced what does it feel like to be a cross gender. My answer put in a polite way should have been well I don`t know as I am not one but I`d had a few drinks and I don`t think it came out exactly like that. Funny little things aren`t they. I guess these days, how the hell do you explain the birds and the bees to your young daughter? I wonder what kind of animals we could use to explain all the variables now? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDDavao II Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 42 minutes ago, Jake said: I guess these days, how the hell do you explain the birds and the bees to your young daughter? I wonder what kind of animals we could use to explain all the variables now? Clownfish males change their sex. There's also a snake that pretends to be female when it comes out (ahem) in Spring. They think it does so to be kept warm by hungover males... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDDavao II Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 Whenever my wife bites her lip or tongue while chewing she asks me for a number. She then figures out who has that day as a birthday and blames them for biting herself. Weird. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonjack2847 Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 2 hours ago, JDDavao said: Whenever my wife bites her lip or tongue while chewing she asks me for a number. She then figures out who has that day as a birthday and blames them for biting herself. Weird. Well I take comfort in that in the sense that I am not the only one experiencing this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Support Old55 Posted August 21, 2017 Forum Support Posted August 21, 2017 My wife asked to stop off in Mordor in Middle Earth one time when we were doing errands. Turns out she wanted groceries at QFC, go figure.🙄 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogo51 Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 Its ok Kev, you can 'come out' here, we are all friends. Do you have any dresses in blue?????/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonjack2847 Posted August 22, 2017 Author Posted August 22, 2017 6 hours ago, mogo51 said: Its ok Kev, you can 'come out' here, we are all friends. Do you have any dresses in blue?????/ Wont fit you 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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