How come it’s always “our” fault?

[Old55]

Topic suggested by Steve and Emma.

Sometimes my wife will make us late for an event or choose an item at restaurant she’s not happy with. It will be my fault. The convoluted and mysterious reasoning can be baffling or annoying sometimes hilarious.

I have caught my wife doing this intentionally just to yank my chain.

Maybe it’s only me and Steve? Anyone else deal with it?

[sonjack2847]

My wife did the lottery one time a while ago and lost.It was my fault as I had been talking in my sleep and I was saying numbers so she done them.

Another time we were in Mandaue and wanted to go to Park mall.My wife said it`s this way I said no it is not but was told I have lived here longer than you so I know.Well after about 30 mins of walking she said I`m not sure,I told her to look at the jeepnies and read where they are going.Oh yes she says why didn`t you tell me.

[Mike J]

I feel your pain brother.  If a man makes a statement in the forest and his wife is not there to hear it, is he still wrong? 

[davewe]

2 hours ago, Old55 said:

Topic suggested by Steve and Emma.

Sometimes my wife will make us late for an event or choose an item at restaurant she’s not happy with. It will be my fault. The convoluted and mysterious reasoning can be baffling or annoying sometimes hilarious.

I have caught my wife doing this intentionally just to yank my chain.

Maybe it’s only me and Steve? Anyone else deal with it?

What - you didn't read the marriage contract when you got hitched. It clearly states it's all your fault right in there!

[Tukaram (Tim)]

I think it depends on who takes the initiative. I have always blamed either my wife, or her cousin, for everything.  So they have no chance to blame me.  For example: my wife went to the province for all souls day. I went grocery shopping while she was gone.  I bought all the fixins for my mixed veggies we cook every week. But I bought cream corn, instead of kernel corn (oops).  I immediately blamed her. There were a few reasons it was her fault. If she were at the store with me, she would have noticed I picked up the wrong can. If she did not take her cousin to the province with her I could have shopped with the cousin, and she would have been to blame.  Also, if my wife was not jealous I could have shopped with one of my many many girlfriends... 

...but sometimes my wife hits me for no reason ha ha

[Eldon Cordrey]

13 hours ago, Old55 said:

Topic suggested by Steve and Emma.

Sometimes my wife will make us late for an event or choose an item at restaurant she’s not happy with. It will be my fault. The convoluted and mysterious reasoning can be baffling or annoying sometimes hilarious.

I have caught my wife doing this intentionally just to yank my chain.

Maybe it’s only me and Steve? Anyone else deal with it?

Filipinas like drama. 

[Jack Peterson]

50 minutes ago, Eldon Cordrey said:

Filipinas like drama. 

 Don't we know it! 

[stevewool]

This is so funny, but when these events happen you think you are alone , but its a club all us men belong too and maybe its part of our DNA .

[Eldon Cordrey]

16 minutes ago, stevewool said:

This is so funny, but when these events happen you think you are alone , but its a club all us men belong too and maybe its part of our DNA .

Men like stupid jokes.  Women think it is funny to fight over stupid things. 

[Dave Hounddriver]

2 minutes ago, Eldon Cordrey said:

 Women think it is funny to fight over stupid things.

Men fight over things that are just as stupid.  We know they are stupid but we fight over them anyway, like how much we should tip.  Who really cares?  But we'll argue about it until fists almost start flying.   Or the Senior's discount.  I have seen old men in restaurants get positively livid because the store manager won't give them a 10 peso discount.  .  There's more, but if I told ya we'd have to fight about it.  LOL LOL LOL