Popular Post Happyhorn52 Posted February 3, 2018 Popular Post Posted February 3, 2018 A pretty young filipina was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy." With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Italy , the young filipina accepted.That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn. Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. "What are you doing here" asked the captain. "I have an arrangement with one of the crew," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy ." "I see," the captain says. He's screwing you, isn't he? Shyly, she slowly replies "yes,, he's screwing me." "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Cebu-Bohol Ferry. 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJReyes Posted February 3, 2018 Posted February 3, 2018 Three weeks of making love instead of committing suicide, I think she made the right choice. Now, if she can convince the captain..... His room is probably the most comfortable in the ferry. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happyhorn52 Posted February 4, 2018 Author Posted February 4, 2018 Three sandwiches a day and no rice? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonjack2847 Posted February 4, 2018 Posted February 4, 2018 15 hours ago, Happyhorn52 said: A pretty young filipina was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy." With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Italy , the young filipina accepted.That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn. Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. "What are you doing here" asked the captain. "I have an arrangement with one of the crew," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy ." "I see," the captain says. He's screwing you, isn't he? Shyly, she slowly replies "yes,, he's screwing me." "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Cebu-Bohol Ferry. Man shes cheap where is she now do you have a number. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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