Lotions and Potions

[stevewool]

Lotions and potions for the wife or girlfriend and maybe the boyfriend there are thousands out there and i think Emma has tried most of them  too, but now she is using some sort of vinegar mix on her face .

Emma has a few spots here and there and she is trying everything it seems to get rid of these and it works for a time but just like spots they come back again.

When a friend travels back to the Philippines they will always bring back a bottle of this and that and loads of the crap soap whitener , i do try to say to her keep to one thing and not all this stuff , but does she listen "not a chance".

Does your partner use so many items, by the way i just use a bar of soap all over and i look fantastic.

[Jack Peterson]

10 minutes ago, stevewool said:

, but does she listen "not a chance".

 Do they ever Steve, then it comes down to "I get spots cos u stress me " 

[Clermont]

Good to see you back on the keyboard Steve, no wonder all PI's are related, my wife is exactly like that and boiled potato peels to dye the grey out her hair, what can a bloke say.