My GF laughs at my language

[GeoffH]

7 hours ago, Clermont said:

Nah it would never work, pussy footing around trying to find the correct expleats to tell someone to P-ss off, nah the world would be better off learning proper Aussie lingo. 

(I do understand what you mean,)

 

Strewth!  Just tell the bloody drongos to pull their heads in.

An if they won't bugger off then geez...

Bloody Oath, no one would blame ya for king hittin 'em.

I mean...fair suck of the sav right? 

As long as the cops aren't within cooee of ya mate.

 

Of course after all that you'd need a tinnie so head down the bottlo for a XXXX.

 

 

Edited September 5, 2018 by GeoffH

[bastonjock]

Hahaha, if you lot think their having trouble with understanding  Aussies, you ought to see the expressions i get , the English  just stand there and smile and nod theur heads when i finish talking broad glaswegian and as fir the rest of you cloth eared colonials you have no chance ,zilch  of being able to comprehend ,the fine and soft dulcet tones of Glaswegian, the philiponos look at me like i talking klingon 

[Jack Peterson]

2 hours ago, bastonjock said:

the philiponos look at me like i talking klingon 

So do those in ABERDEEN  or Dundee for that matter

[Old55]

You guys make me proud being a member here. Every one is so accepting and inclusive of some members speech impediments.

Celebrate the differences! 🌈🍻

 

[Capa]

On 9/4/2018 at 1:57 AM, Jollygoodfellow said:

What's wrong with Filipinas?

What is wrong with them is that well over 90% of them are financial parasites. Vampires, even!

[Jollygoodfellow]

10 hours ago, Capa said:

What is wrong with them is that well over 90% of them are financial parasites. Vampires, even!

I dont believe you belong on this forum and your troll like manner has come to an end.