Our Dogs and the Lady of the House

[Jack Peterson]

 My Dogs are well aware of who is the Boss in the House with regard to them, one word from me and they do as I ask (Tell) But if my Wife and I are Having words and the Dogs Sense that she is the (Underdog for the want of a better word here) They all congregate around her in Protection, I  often Wonder who they would protect First if push came to shove, Me, Azon or the Helper that feeds them (a Young Lady) or our Daughter who pays little attention to them at the best of times. Maybe they just Love the Ladies when I am in a  Grumpy Mood 

[Tommy T.]

13 minutes ago, Jack Peterson said:

Maybe they just Love the Ladies when I am in a  Grumpy Mood 

Or maybe the women of the house feed treats to "your" dogs when you aren't looking? The way to the heart is through the stomach as someone once (or millions of times) said...

[Jack Peterson]

2 minutes ago, Tommy T. said:

Or maybe the women of the house feed treats to "your" dogs when you aren't looking? The way to the heart is through the stomach as someone once (or millions of times) said...

 Now there is a thought  But I doubt it very much as that is my 5 pm Terrace time with them 

[Jack Peterson]

Just now, Jack Peterson said:

to "your" dogs

BTW Tom, they're not My Dogs but Family Pets that  I Just Happen to be the Fat Controller Of   

[Tommy T.]

22 minutes ago, Jack Peterson said:

BTW Tom, they're not My Dogs but Family Pets that  I Just Happen to be the Fat Controller Of  

Hopefully you may find this entertaining and have not seen it before and will put things in perspective:

This is why some think dogs are better than women. I don't know it these apply totally here...

The later you are, the more excited they are to see you. 
Dogs love you unconditionally.
Dogs don't ask you if you love them.
If you come home late, dogs don't ask you where you have been.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. 
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. 
Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 
A dog's parents never visit. 
Dogs do not hate their bodies. 
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 
Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. 
Dogs seldom outlive you. 
Dogs can't talk. 
Dogs enjoy petting in public. 
You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 
Dogs like the smell of your farts.
Dogs like to go hunting. 
Another man will seldom steal your dog. 
If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you. 
A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog? 
If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free. 
If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 
A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 
A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car. 
If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting. 
On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the aircon. 
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. 
When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep. 
Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. 
Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus. 
If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

Cheers!

Edited June 27, 2019 by Tommy T.
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[Jack Peterson]

8 minutes ago, Tommy T. said:

If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

Aye! and mine don't Argue  with me 

[Tommy T.]

1 minute ago, Jack Peterson said:

Aye! and mine don't Argue  with me 

Or have tampos?

[Jack Peterson]

Just now, Tommy T. said:

Or have tampos?

   

[Tommy T.]

27 minutes ago, Jack Peterson said:

Aye! and mine don't Argue  with me 

Dogs don't spend all day with their cellphones on FaceBook!

Dogs don't use all their time on vacation or at parties taking selfies.

Dogs don't care how you dress when going out to shop for groceries...

[hk blues]

We have cats - they hate as all equally!