Toilet Paper Shortage in the USA!

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Mike J
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If we all share there will be plenty of toilet paper to go around.

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intrepid
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6 hours ago, Jake said:

Can you FEDEX asap?  I'm running out of flour tortillas.

I was waiting for rainy season but with all the shortage and requests I suppose I'll have to start watering.  Of course that will raise the price a few pesos. :hystery:

 

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jimeve
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7 hours ago, Mike J said:

If we all share there will be plenty of toilet paper to go around.

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If you run out of toilet paper use end of his hair brush.

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Jollygoodfellow
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42 minutes ago, Kuya John said:

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That's how dumb this whole thing is when the police which should have better things to do are enlisted as dunny roll distributors.  :Policeman:

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Kuya John
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1 hour ago, Jollygoodfellow said:

That's how dumb this whole thing is when the police which should have better things to do are enlisted as dunny roll distributors.  :Policeman:

JGF, Could say that sums it all up, in a sentence :hystery:

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GeoffH
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There was a line stretching around the corner at my local Aldi supermarket when I drove past this morning.

2 weeks ago people were calling me crazy for stocking 2 or 3 weeks food and now they're the same ones lining up...

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Jollygoodfellow
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I had to go to Mandaue to get a drink or two since liquor ban in the city. Should be enough for the weekend. Not hoarding just hard to come by without getting out of the city boundaries. 

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On 3/15/2020 at 8:32 AM, Jake said:

I personally use any laundry bar soap because it generates more slippery suds and makes your fingers smell "presh na presh".   As far as bending forward and the weird contortion of the elbow as you try to pour the water down your butt crack, it's becoming more difficult at my age.  Hell, I can't even get one leg into my pants without falling over.

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Long term advantage doing the Filipino tabo-tabo method?  It finally got rid of my "rhoids".  I may die of the Corona virus but my butt will be squeaky clean.......he, he.    
 

FYI     If you find the access to  the backside too much of a stretch, you can access from the front with proper positioning.  Many females prefer it that way.   

    Now I KNOW what every guy reading this is thinking.     

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Tommy T.
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1 minute ago, manofthecoldland said:

    Now I KNOW what every guy reading this is thinking.     

Yup!

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