Winding up the wife

[RobH]

My wife has been feeding my German sheperd peanuts most nights, she chews some and swallows most of them. I told the wife that when I take the dog out first thing I have been collecting the whole peanuts from the poo, giving them a quick wash and putting them back in the peanut packet, so she gets extra peanuts, she inspected every peanut in the packet. She is convinced that she had eaten the dog ones. she was not a happy bunny. won't give the dog peanuts now.

[Gandang Smile]

Bless her 

[OnMyWay]

Has she asked to smell your fingers?

[RobH]

No she hasn't. I am now having a problem of convincing her of any other wind ups, she is getting wise to me.

One of the longest lasting ones, and I take no claim as to originality (I saw a cartoon on facebook) My wife has a real aversion to the smell of a fart, hands over mouth sheets over head.

I told her that every night I came round to her side of the bed pulled the cheeks of my bum apart and did a fart whilst she was asleep, with her mouth open, I told her it was good for her and would keep the corona away. Just to reenforce the Idea that I was doing it I went round to her side whilst she was half asleep, and went through the  act that provoked an instant reaction with the bed sheets over the head.

[OnMyWay]

24 minutes ago, RobH said:

No she hasn't. I am now having a problem of convincing her of any other wind ups, she is getting wise to me.

One of the longest lasting ones, and I take no claim as to originality (I saw a cartoon on facebook) My wife has a real aversion to the smell of a fart, hands over mouth sheets over head.

I told her that every night I came round to her side of the bed pulled the cheeks of my bum apart and did a fart whilst she was asleep, with her mouth open, I told her it was good for her and would keep the corona away. Just to reenforce the Idea that I was doing it I went round to her side whilst she was half asleep, and went through the  act that provoked an instant reaction with the bed sheets over the head.

You should be aware that there is a proposal to allow divorce in PH!  

 

[Clermont]

15 hours ago, RobH said:

Just to reenforce the Idea that I was doing it I went round to her side whilst she was half asleep, and went through the  act that provoked an instant reaction with the bed sheets over the head.

Your a gamer man than me.