Jake Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 Hi traveler, In July, we will be celebrating the 28th. I was introduced to my wife from a friend. Being happy in my marriage, she has given me everything in life, that I dreamed of. I feel that I'm bless, oldutot I hope that I will one day meet a great lady too Hello Traveler,I was wondering whether you were married or not. Here is a joke that may make you think twice about going down that aisle. Have a good one -- JakeOnce upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... "Will you marry me?"The Princess said "NO!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.The End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldutot Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 Hey Jake, Being married I leave the toilet seat up. And we both fart anytime we want to. oldutot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travis Posted March 21, 2010 Author Posted March 21, 2010 Hi traveler, In July, we will be celebrating the 28th. I was introduced to my wife from a friend. Being happy in my marriage, she has given me everything in life, that I dreamed of. I feel that I'm bless, oldutot I hope that I will one day meet a great lady too Hello Traveler,I was wondering whether you were married or not. Here is a joke that may make you think twice about going down that aisle. Have a good one -- JakeOnce upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... "Will you marry me?"The Princess said "NO!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.The End no longer & I never will if I do not find the right lady who has a family with values cuz I am not rich & I will not help a bunch of people if they refuse to try to support themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 Hello Jake,You got it in 1. Just asked Cristina if she should be included in "The happily Married Women"? "Yes please" she said - nodding her head.!!I am fortunate in having experienced Eastern Culture for 30 years and latterly 6 years living S/E Asia. My "Tom Cat" ways were well known to Tex in Singapore but as our relationship was purely platonic for the first 18 months and I considered her way too young for me I was not hiding anything. I did not see her love then as she was only 21. Somehow Tex saw some good in me and persisted. Now we are SoulMates. SOo Lucky Tom.It seems you, Jake, and I are very fortunate indeed.With Kind regards,Tom Hello UK Tom,Your personal history of Eastern culture and living/working in Southeast Asia could be made intoa best seller biography. I am very much interested in your "Tom Cat ways" in Singapore. I couldjust imagine you prowling the back alleys of Singapore, sampling the various "native dishes" thatwere not platonic. Anyway, we are fortunate to say we've been there and done that and havinga soul mate to finally settle us down. Respectfully -- Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singers Posted March 23, 2010 Posted March 23, 2010 Hello Jake,You got it in 1. Just asked Cristina if she should be included in "The happily Married Women"? "Yes please" she said - nodding her head.!!I am fortunate in having experienced Eastern Culture for 30 years and latterly 6 years living S/E Asia. My "Tom Cat" ways were well known to Tex in Singapore but as our relationship was purely platonic for the first 18 months and I considered her way too young for me I was not hiding anything. I did not see her love then as she was only 21. Somehow Tex saw some good in me and persisted. Now we are SoulMates. SOo Lucky Tom.It seems you, Jake, and I are very fortunate indeed.With Kind regards,Tom Hello UK Tom,Your personal history of Eastern culture and living/working in Southeast Asia could be made intoa best seller biography. I am very much interested in your "Tom Cat ways" in Singapore. I couldjust imagine you prowling the back alleys of Singapore, sampling the various "native dishes" thatwere not platonic. Anyway, we are fortunate to say we've been there and done that and havinga soul mate to finally settle us down. Respectfully -- Jake Hi Jake,Yes I was like a little boy in a sweet shop. Great fun while "single" but NOW is far better. No competition and no regrets.Kind regards,Tomps PM me if you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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