Jollygoodfellow Posted March 30, 2010 Posted March 30, 2010 Lost- Penis, if found please return as soon as possible An Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man.The 19-year-old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said."He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss," Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto told local media."Cutting off a penis can be fatal."Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.The teen spent several days in intensive care but is now in recovery, Sugeng said.He had not spoken to anyone about the incident, Sugeng said."He's still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lee Posted March 30, 2010 Posted March 30, 2010 Lost- Penis, if found please return as soon as possible An Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man.The 19-year-old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said."He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss," Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto told local media."Cutting off a penis can be fatal."Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.The teen spent several days in intensive care but is now in recovery, Sugeng said.He had not spoken to anyone about the incident, Sugeng said."He's still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone." And his new name is stubby. :agree: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travis Posted March 30, 2010 Posted March 30, 2010 Lost- Penis, if found please return as soon as possible An Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man.The 19-year-old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said."He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss," Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto told local media."Cutting off a penis can be fatal."Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.The teen spent several days in intensive care but is now in recovery, Sugeng said.He had not spoken to anyone about the incident, Sugeng said."He's still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone." he should next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singers Posted March 30, 2010 Posted March 30, 2010 Lost- Penis, if found please return as soon as possible An Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man.The 19-year-old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said."He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss," Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto told local media."Cutting off a penis can be fatal."Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.The teen spent several days in intensive care but is now in recovery, Sugeng said.He had not spoken to anyone about the incident, Sugeng said."He's still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone." he should next A perfect "suicide bomber" recruit - his 40 virgins reward in the next life all the more welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jollygoodfellow Posted March 30, 2010 Author Posted March 30, 2010 Lost- Penis, if found please return as soon as possible An Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man.The 19-year-old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said."He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss," Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto told local media."Cutting off a penis can be fatal."Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.The teen spent several days in intensive care but is now in recovery, Sugeng said.He had not spoken to anyone about the incident, Sugeng said."He's still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone." he should next A perfect "suicide bomber" recruit - his 40 virgins reward in the next life all the more welcome! You guys have no heart,a young man heart broken cuts his penis off and throws it down a well,the villages say they cant find it but the local witch doctor got to it first,put it in a glass of brandy,added a feather from the dodo bird and made a cock tail out it.:thumbs-up-smile: :11_12_14[1]: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMason Posted March 30, 2010 Posted March 30, 2010 :thumbs-up-smile: A vacation from what? Hanging out on a tropical island and relaxing with your gf? I guess I could see how you'd need a break from that eventually....but you just got here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singers Posted March 30, 2010 Posted March 30, 2010 Lost- Penis, if found please return as soon as possible An Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man.The 19-year-old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said."He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss," Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto told local media."Cutting off a penis can be fatal."Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.The teen spent several days in intensive care but is now in recovery, Sugeng said.He had not spoken to anyone about the incident, Sugeng said."He's still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone." he should next A perfect "suicide bomber" recruit - his 40 virgins reward in the next life all the more welcome! You guys have no heart,a young man heart broken cuts his penis off and throws it down a well,the villages say they cant find it but the local witch doctor got to it first,put it in a glass of brandy,added a feather from the dodo bird and made a cock tail out it.:thumbs-up-smile: :11_12_14[1]:Thanks BOSS for administering my daily MED's " a GOOD belly laugh a day keeps the Vulture Medics at bay!"UK Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jollygoodfellow Posted March 30, 2010 Author Posted March 30, 2010 :thumbs-up-smile: A vacation from what? Hanging out on a tropical island and relaxing with your gf? I guess I could see how you'd need a break from that eventually....but you just got here! Shhhhh, don't let my wife know I am relaxing with the gf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_shor Posted March 30, 2010 Posted March 30, 2010 I know I wouldn't be getting water from that well anymore. He should get a Darwin award. Usually you have to be dead but I think he is out of the gene pool for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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