'you Must Have Sex With Me Or Die'

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Mr Lee
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Are there any very religious places in the Philippines that most women should now stay away from. whistling.gifwt-hell.gif A NORTHERN Territory man said he could see into the future and told a Japanese tourist she would die if they did not have sex on a "sacred site," a court has heard. The woman said the man told her he could see her dying in hospital in three years time if she rejected his advances while at Ubirr Rock, a popular Kakadu site of ancient cave art. The complete story HERE ohmy.gif

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Tom in Texas
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wt-hell.gif A NORTHERN Territory man said he could see into the future and told a Japanese tourist she would die if they did not have sex on a "sacred site," a court has heard.
I have had the Ubirr Rock chiseled out and shipped to the U.S.... and installed in the master bedroom right next to the giant flat screen TV playing 24/7 porn videos, which is between the miniature stage with brass stripper pole and the trapeze swing. Wow... just in time for Christmas.xmas_girl.gifhohoho_smiley.gif
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Magistrate Carey said the woman did not indicate a lack of consent to the sexual encounters. He said she may have been, "incredibly naive or gullible".But Tom,I like your idea better, naive, gullible or not! santa_trumpet.gifxmas_girl.gif

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wt-hell.gif A NORTHERN Territory man said he could see into the future and told a Japanese tourist she would die if they did not have sex on a "sacred site," a court has heard.
I have had the Ubirr Rock chiseled out and shipped to the U.S.... and installed in the master bedroom right next to the giant flat screen TV playing 24/7 porn videos, which is between the miniature stage with brass stripper pole and the trapeze swing. Wow... just in time for Christmas.xmas_girl.gifhohoho_smiley.gif
Trapeze swing? It's now called the Passion Swing with all kinds of adjustable straps. Just like the ancient Chinese basket, the passionswing is suspended from the ceiling. When not in use the metal hook is hidden by a fake smoke detector unit. Wanted to get one fromSanta a long time ago, but Art bought the last one.Jake
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Mr Lee
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867.gif Just look out for the friction burns if you spin your women too fast in them. devil.gif6.gif

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Tom in Texas
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Magistrate Carey said the woman did not indicate a lack of consent to the sexual encounters. He said she may have been, "incredibly naive or gullible".But Tom,I like your idea better, naive, gullible or not! santa_trumpet.gifxmas_girl.gif
LOL - my biggest concern right now is the embarrassment that will result when I tell em "you have to have sex with me or you'll die"......... and they say "I'd rather die." YIKES -- what is my follow up line then. 89.gifOne things for sure.... the video camera will be OFF just to make sure you guys don't get to watch this moment on Youtube's most embarrassing viral videos. 3_8_14[1].gif
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Tom in Texas
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wt-hell.gif A NORTHERN Territory man said he could see into the future and told a Japanese tourist she would die if they did not have sex on a "sacred site," a court has heard.
I have had the Ubirr Rock chiseled out and shipped to the U.S.... and installed in the master bedroom right next to the giant flat screen TV playing 24/7 porn videos, which is between the miniature stage with brass stripper pole and the trapeze swing. Wow... just in time for Christmas.xmas_girl.gifhohoho_smiley.gif
Trapeze swing? It's now called the Passion Swing with all kinds of adjustable straps. Just like the ancient Chinese basket, the passionswing is suspended from the ceiling. When not in use the metal hook is hidden by a fake smoke detector unit. Wanted to get one fromSanta a long time ago, but Art bought the last one.Jake
Thanks, Jake.... I knew I could count on you to keep me up to date on these matters. 1%20(235).gifNow maybe when I invite the ladies over for a little fun on the "swing" they will stop showing up in circus outfits. Now if they will just stop playing dumb and insisting that I demonstrate how to use the stripper pole first......... nudie.gif......... maybe the evening will be a little more visually stimulating. xmas_girl.gif
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Tom in Texas
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867.gif Just look out for the friction burns if you spin your women too fast in them. devil.gif6.gif
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-----it.............. I should have read the instructions so I would have known I was supposed to put HER into the damn thing. 71161.gif
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