Jollygoodfellow Posted December 26, 2010 Posted December 26, 2010 Friendly Holiday Advice Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted December 26, 2010 Posted December 26, 2010 Friendly Holiday Advice Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and sh&t like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents. Thanks Boss Man for the advice. Don't forget DWD: driving while distracted, usually talking on the cell phone,putting on make up, reading news paper or having sex while driving. Wait a minute, maybe I should try that!Respectfully -- Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapotwo Posted January 1, 2011 Posted January 1, 2011 ACCIDENTS??? i always thought they were intentional not accidential :tiphat: :541: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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